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Teedubya Update 1500
1151. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Thu, 1/9/2020, 1:58PM EST
Hey
Dubbbyaaaaaahhhh...

Got any EXTRA "GREEN LUCKY CHARMS " OR
"RED TRIX's" laying around?...
(That's code for emeralds or ruby's)

I could use some...

Mail them FED EX... signature required...
INSIDE TOOTHPASTE TUBES...
(ENCASE THEM IN WAX FIRST , you dumb f**k as to not ruin them with flouride damage)
1152. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/9/2020, 3:32PM EST
Whistle I tossed one off while pooping. Sort of a uniblumkin.

Sorry Jones. No fed ex service from my barge and if you saw all the Gypsy gash you’d understand why I may never go ashore again.
1153. Author: izonfireDate: Thu, 1/9/2020, 4:01PM EST
USNGunner wrote:
The electrical wire for houses? I didn't know jewelers sold that too. What a fortuitous seat TW! Things are definitely looking up.


I wouldn’t accept it without the protective housing
1154. Author: izonfireDate: Thu, 1/9/2020, 4:06PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Whistle I tossed one off while pooping. Sort of a uniblumkin.

I think you blasted your rear admiral

teedubbya wrote:
Sorry Jones. No fed ex service from my barge and if you saw all the Gypsy gash you’d understand why I may never go ashore again.

Beware when the seas run red...
1155. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Fri, 1/10/2020, 1:47PM EST
TW told me he did such a good job this morning they had to call in a team.Looked to me like he may need stitches


https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/viral-video-man-battling-enormous-1909397
1156. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 1/10/2020, 6:28PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
TW told me he did such a good job this morning they had to call in a team.Looked to me like he may need stitches


https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/viral-video-man-battling-enormous-1909397



Hole lee chit!!!

That's gotta be at least 17 courics
1157. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 1/10/2020, 6:44PM EST
I’ve seen bigger.
1158. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Fri, 1/10/2020, 7:45PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Hole lee chit!!!

That's gotta be at least 17 courics


I was gonna say over 19 Kg's..........so we're on the same page.
1159. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 5:35PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
I’ve seen bigger.



We ain't talking bout deeks T
1160. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 5:49PM EST
Keep in mind the size of my deek. It makes all my turds look huge in comparison.
1161. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:05PM EST
The model of ddm4 I’ve been looking at just went on sale for about $80 less than it has been. Take the ddm4 V7 in mil spec+ cerakote. Add Gisselle sd3g trigger, gen I muzzle climb mitigator, Radian Raptor Charging handle, and rail panel inserts. All delivered for a for $70 more than the cheapest base v7 I can find. At daniel defense the mil spec alone adds $200. The trigger is $240, and the charging handle is over $100.

Must resist buying.
1162. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:15PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
The model of ddm4 I’ve been looking at just went on sale for about $80 less than it has been. Take the ddm4 V7 in mil spec+ cerakote. Add Gisselle sd3g trigger, gen I muzzle climb mitigator, Radian Raptor Charging handle, and rail panel inserts. All delivered for a for $70 more than the cheapest base v7 I can find. At daniel defense the mil spec alone adds $200. The trigger is $240, and the charging handle is over $100.

Must resist buying.



Do not resist...…...DO IT,DO IT NOW!!!
1163. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:17PM EST
Brassard. Sending you the link so you can talk me out of it.
1164. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:20PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Brassard. Sending you the link so you can talk me out of it.



Don't.....I have no willpower when it comes to M4's
1165. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:21PM EST
Too late. If you buy it I’m likely off the hook. I’d bet they only have one. Only 300 were made.
1166. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:24PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Too late. If you buy it I’m likely off the hook. I’d bet they only have one. Only 300 were made.



You have the cash...….I don't.Get it now
1167. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:26PM EST
I don't understand one word but even I say do it now!
1168. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:26PM EST
Ugh. It’s been in my cart 3 times.
1169. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:26PM EST
you can sell it to danm next year...
1170. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:28PM EST
I don’t ever seem to sell what I buy.
1171. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:32PM EST
you can give it to danm next year
1172. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 1/11/2020, 11:43PM EST
No
1173. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 12:04AM EST
Damnit TW! Buy it!!!
1174. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 12:05AM EST
Y’all are no help
1175. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 12:16AM EST
Don’t be a pu.s.s.y.

There.
That usually works...
1176. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 8:11AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
you can give it to danm next year


I like that plan
1177. Author: USNGunnerDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 11:09AM EST
Dude, pull the trigger, figuratively and literally. BigGrin
1178. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 4:44PM EST
USNGunner wrote:
Dude, pull the trigger, figuratively and literally. BigGrin



TW been begging(buy it Tim) me to be his voice(buy it Tim) of reason...…..Sorry Tim but(buy it Tim) when it comes to(buy it Tim) guns I'm just not(buy it Tim) that guy.
1179. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 4:54PM EST
Did you buy it yet? It's still close enough to Xmas to call it a present to yourself
1180. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 1/12/2020, 6:19PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
TW been begging(buy it Tim) me to be his voice(buy it Tim) of reason...…..Sorry Tim but(buy it Tim) when it comes to(buy it Tim) guns I'm just not(buy it Tim) that guy.

is this subliminal advertising?
1181. Author: MACSDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 6:27PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
is this subliminal advertising?


Barely.
1182. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 6:40PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
is this subliminal advertising?



Just me taunting my old friend......He knows me well enough that when it comes to woman,booze or guns I am not your voice of reason.Just something else for us to laugh about next time I'm in his KC.
1183. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sun, 1/12/2020, 6:43PM EST
Hey TW, buy the damn gun.

I was at the gunshow today. Drove two hours to get there, was determined to find something to bring home. Didn't find what I intended to, but found another that I really liked and at a damn good price. But I walked for some reason that made sense at the time. Now I wish I'd brought it home. Been looking at armslist and local gun forum classifieds trying to find one and the only place I've found at the price I saw at the show is the dealer from the show that I walked away from, 4 hours south of me... I'm going to buy one after fondling the thing, but now I'm going to pay more because I hesitated.

If you've mulled it over for this long, got the money, and still want it just buy it!
1184. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 1/13/2020, 12:17PM EST
Still haven’t bought it. Don’t need it and I can get 2-3 really nice pistols for that price.

If the drop it another $70 I’d do it in 2 seconds though. The current drop took care of half the taxes. Another $70 would take care of the other half.
1185. Author: izonfireDate: Mon, 1/13/2020, 1:41PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Still haven’t bought it. Don’t need it and I can get 2-3 really nice pistols for that price.

If the drop it another $70 I’d do it in 2 seconds though. The current drop took care of half the taxes. Another $70 would take care of the other half.

Did they snip off your balls during your surgery?
1186. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 1/13/2020, 3:21PM EST
Accidentally
1187. Author: tonygrazDate: Mon, 1/13/2020, 7:33PM EST
Try clapping - that might get him to do it.
1188. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 4:13PM EST
Off afib, blood thinning, and blood pressure meds. Can drive, and drink a beer.

Things are getting better.
1189. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 4:16PM EST
Hooray!

Now, about that rifle... drink a few beers and have another looksee.
1190. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 4:18PM EST
Thinking about it still. Also looking at a suppressor instead.
1191. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 4:19PM EST
Made me wear a holter monitor for a week though. Condition of dropping the elaquis.
1192. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 5:27PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Thinking about it still. Also looking at a suppressor instead.


Por que no los dos?
1193. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 5:33PM EST
$$
1194. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 5:41PM EST
It's just money, you'll get more.

I want to see someone else make poor financial decisions involving firearms so I am not alone.
1195. Author: USNGunnerDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 6:06PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Off afib, blood thinning, and blood pressure meds. Can drive, and drink a beer.

Things are getting better.


Out. Damned. Standing! ThumpUp

Congratulations buddy. BigGrin

1196. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 7:29PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Off afib, blood thinning, and blood pressure meds. Can drive, and drink a beer.

Things are getting better.



**** ing A...…..lets get drunk and round up some girls with daddy issues.
1197. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 1/16/2020, 8:11PM EST
I’m in
1198. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 8:26PM EST
Why do I get the feeling there’s another fuzzy butt plug in my future
1199. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 1/16/2020, 8:31PM EST
danmdevries wrote:

I want to see someone else make poor financial decisions involving firearms so I am not alone.

like robbing a bank?
1200. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 1/16/2020, 8:41PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
It's just money, you'll get more.

I want to see someone else make poor financial decisions involving firearms so I am not alone.

If it helps, I blew past my self imposed budget on a Shadow 2 about a month back. But I'm all for TW blowing money on new guns too
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