| 451. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 2:29PM EST | |
drafter ate some shrooms and started poisoning puppies? |
| 452. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 2:30PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:I bet drafter heard there was someone in the area poisoning puppy-dogs and he immediately headed out to Oregon to take care of business... When is Frank flying in?  |
| 453. Author: delta1 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 2:30PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:drafter ate some shrooms and started poisoning puppies? not sure, but that was his plan until he ran into a van parked by the river... |
| 454. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 2:33PM EST | |
 drafter had a date with Z and they both started shrooming and poisoning puppies? |
| 455. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 2:38PM EST | |
Is "shrooming" what we refer to the amount of pen1s he can see past his belly? |
| 456. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 2:47PM EST | |
that is a zero sum conversation |
| 457. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 2:50PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:that is a zero sum conversation I dunno.... I'm pretty sure his belly protrudes more than his pen1s.... that'd make it a negative sum conversation right? |
| 458. Author: USNGunner | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:23PM EST | |
MACS wrote:So if this is the pre-super 500... is the next one the super 500? Reckon that depends on the 500'er. The timings good for it though.  |
| 459. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:25PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:I dunno.... I'm pretty sure his belly protrudes more than his pen1s.... that'd make it a negative sum conversation right? true true |
| 460. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:35PM EST | |
You guys sure do know a lot about Drafter's pen1s.  |
| 461. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:38PM EST | |
MACS wrote:You guys sure do know a lot about Drafter's pen1s. I sent TW those pics he had taken at the herf... you know, the ones where he used your nose to measure length? |
| 462. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:38PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:I sent TW those pics he had taken at the herf... you know, the ones where he used your nose to measure length? Okay, that got a chuckle. |
| 463. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:40PM EST | |
MACS wrote:Okay, that got a chuckle. so did the length.... |
| 464. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:46PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:so did the length.... I dunno... I got a pretty big nose. |
| 465. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:49PM EST | |
Fair point.... |
| 466. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 3:58PM EST | |
but drafters unit wasn't even a quarter of your nose size... well at least the part we could still see |
| 467. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:10PM EST | |
man,.... he really had to get MACS's eyebrows into his taint to even get that 1/4 nose.... |
| 468. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:11PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:man,.... he really had to get MACS's eyebrows into his taint to even get that 1/4 nose.... I couldn't tell where one ended and the other began |
| 469. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:15PM EST | |
....the best part was MACS kept saying his cigars tasted like ass the next day. |
| 470. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:16PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:....the best part was MACS kept saying his cigars tasted like ass the next day. I disagree.... the best part was drafter wondering why the tip of his wiener was burned. |
| 471. Author: izonfire | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:20PM EST | |
MACS wrote:You guys sure do know a lot about Drafter's pen1s. They certainly have poor taste... |
| 472. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:25PM EST | |
Poor drafter... even izon thinks his pen1s tastes bad |
| 473. Author: izonfire | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:27PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:Poor drafter... even izon thinks his pen1s tastes bad I don’t care for calamari |
| 474. Author: opelmanta1900 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:32PM EST | |
This 500 has gone to ****... |
| 475. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:37PM EST | |
opelmanta1900 wrote:This 500 has gone to ****... It's Victor and Teedub. Their moufs are like bungholes... when they open 'em, sh*t comes out. |
| 476. Author: victor809 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 4:41PM EST | |
MACS wrote:It's Victor and Teedub. Their moufs are like bungholes... when they open 'em, sh*t comes out. psh.... if my mouth really were a bunghole I woulda had to keep it covered around you. |
| 477. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 5:00PM EST | |
Dammit... speaking of bungholes... my doctor has scheduled me for the camera in the bunghole procedure for next Thursday. |
| 478. Author: delta1 | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 5:05PM EST | |
lmao at this page of posts |
| 479. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 5:16PM EST | |
Done with work. See youse guys have gone off the rails. Carry on |
| 480. Author: USNGunner | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 6:09PM EST | |
Well. We'll just leave this here. LOL. Up periscope MACS. The prep is the worst part of the entire damned thing. Anti-climatic, other than the dignity lost thing.  |
| 481. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 6:18PM EST | |
MACS wrote:Everyone knows waffles > pancakes. It is rare, but sometimes........ you are truly disappointing. |
| 482. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 6:28PM EST | |
danmdevries wrote:HHD Ram n dudes
Texted someone at work to see how it was going, she said it was worse than yesterday. Dunno why I didn't get called. Probably getting tired of paying overtime. All they have to do is shell out a couple generic Advil for $100 per and they cover half the cost of having you in. |
| 483. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 6:40PM EST | |
danmdevries wrote:Work called. Double time for tonight. I said no....  Deadeyedick, Ram & Dudes need you to put in the hours so they keep getting paid. |
| 484. Author: Cheno | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:07PM EST | |
I think this 500 is ending tonight. |
| 485. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:29PM EST | |
Don’t remember if I put this out there but it intrigues me. Not sure endorsing it but taking it seriously. It’s from 2016 but there are a couple things in the pipeline that support it.
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0269881116675512 |
| 486. Author: tonygraz | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:30PM EST | |
My last colonoscopy prep wasn't bad. I noticed feeling much better when I was on empty. |
| 487. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:30PM EST | |
New source of income: I made $17 today at the Open betting on the caddie races. Going back on Friday to the 16th hole so I'm going to do some recon on who is the fittest caddie. |
| 488. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:31PM EST | |
The prep always makes my ass throw up. |
| 489. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:36PM EST | |
Are we there yet? |
| 490. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:36PM EST | |
How 'bout now? |
| 491. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:38PM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:Deadeyedick, Ram & Dudes need you to put in the hours so they keep getting paid. =d> There are a bunch of us slackers pulling for 'ol danm to work. Does OT help fund my SS? |
| 492. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:40PM EST | |
Money isn’t everything |
| 493. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:41PM EST | |
End it now! Anyone but me |
| 494. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:44PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:The prep always makes my ass throw up. Pretty sure that's the point of drinking it. |
| 495. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:44PM EST | |
I see Opie lurking. Go for it |
| 496. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:45PM EST | |
Yea let the deek have it |
| 497. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:47PM EST | |
No... |
| 498. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:49PM EST | |
Up for grabs...... |
| 499. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:54PM EST | |
How did this thread get so pervy........... without my involvement |
| 500. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 1/29/2020, 7:54PM EST | |
I'm lurking, too...
Just in case. |
