...and he's disappeared again....
Man, he's gonna be gone a while now. Lot's of vending machines for him to check.

Not to late, call them back.............

500?

Agreed!
Geez...........what a softie.....

I'll work instead.

I told them I have no start time. I gotta finish the chuck in the smoker before I can nap, and I'll be drinking beers while the chuck cooks. Once that's done I'll take a nap and head in. I figure 9p is a good start time. 20 hours of pay for 10 hours of work. Tomorrow another 24 hours of pay. Plus management pay, plus night differential, oh and plus overtime for all of it.

There's almost enough nurses to do it safely without me by the numbers. But there's nobody that can be in charge, and a very junior crew with highly acute patients. So somebody has to come in to run the place. For double time on overtime, I'm that somebody.

Apparently they did need me last night on double time as well. When I got the call today they asked why I didn't respond to the text yesterday. Well, I didn't respond cause I didn't get one.

....ummmm let's have a discussion about these oregon white truffles....

Are Oregon white truffles the same things that we used to call magic mushrooms?

No, they’re related to the Italian white truffles. They’re worth their weight in gold, literally.

At the beginning of season this last year, I sold 100 pounds of truffles at the price of 300 dollars per pound.

hardly...not nearly enough, imo

Very true, Victor.

The market is flooded over here now.

Now here’s an idea, I have nearly 200 pounds of truffles left in my freezer, vacuum sealed. If anyone wants a pound, I will trade for a fiver of cigars. I don’t need money, and if you want to try them, this won’t break the bank account to do it.

I was training a dog, this last year but we have had a bit of a setback out here. Benton County Sheriff is looking for a dog poisoner in our area. Lenny, my Tree walker hound got poisoned in December. 13 dogs since August.......

..... I'd rather pay $ :) But I may be able to find a 5-er

Drafter let go of the butterfinger. There are fried chickens in the break room.

they might have been looking for CROS

Ya sure they weren't just clearing up the leaves to prevent forest fires?

That would be awesome! I'd be down for a pound of those. Pm me an address and I'll get a fiver headed your way for sure!

That's very very good of you to offer! Thanks.

V

Training sergeant just texted me... "Would you rather go to the 830.1 class in August or October?"

I said, you can cancel my training... I'm out. Probably would have been nice to stick around for that. Would have made me a sworn peace officer on duty and I wouldn't need a CCW any more.

just take (or leave) a dump in your back yard.
you'll get mushrooms.

I hate 'em.

Frank, those ain’t the good ones. 🤣😂🤣

depends what frank eats

So if this is the pre-super 500... is the next one the super 500?

^ yeah...and then eat all the mushrooms...unless he stumbles by the river where Z parks his van...