| 1. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 1:16AM EST | |
It's hard to keep track of them all and using search here is mostly hit or miss.
We need a thread to capture all the (in)famous Cbid-isms.
I'll start with some random ones off the top of my head
Axl wrote that man
NINE!
Hemp is the world's premiere food source
it's a tarp
shpo
98.2% (is that the correct value?)
I know there's more, add your favorite. |
| 2. Author: CarsonTheCat | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 6:38AM EST | |
"Blow me, MACS"
Courtesy of JadeRose |
| 3. Author: Speyside | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 6:43AM EST | |
Prolly |
| 4. Author: Speyside | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 6:44AM EST | |
Dog pile |
| 5. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 6:46AM EST | |
Poor CROS |
| 6. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 6:47AM EST | |
Nood here and curious.... |
| 7. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 6:55AM EST | |
CarsonTheCat wrote:"Blow me, MACS"
Courtesy of JadeRose Can't take credit for this one......I've prolly told MACS to blow me 100 times over the last 12 years. It took some random nood to have it catch. |
| 8. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:19AM EST | |
“I’d hit it.” |
| 9. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:20AM EST | |
Friggen Aristocrat. |
| 10. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:23AM EST | |
Eat me,,,,,,,,
wheel |
| 11. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:24AM EST | |
..."up all night blowing chucks"
wheel
(before we could edit) |
| 12. Author: Speyside | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 8:17AM EST | |
Oh my
wheel |
| 13. Author: Gene363 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 8:24AM EST | |
Asshats
Macs |
| 14. Author: corey sellers | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 8:50AM EST | |
Noob
Numbahs
|
| 15. Author: MACS | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 9:04AM EST | |
...and stuff...  Drafter |
| 16. Author: izonfire | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 9:22AM EST | |
Dave’s not here man... |
| 17. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 9:39AM EST | |
True, true...  He was just kidding. |
| 18. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 9:46AM EST | |
Anything related to Charlie being stuck in London and needed bail money or plane fare or whatever it was. (When Charlie's e-mail caught a virus and it sent e-mails to everyone on his contact list pleading for money)
Tie rod guards
Anything related to Beyder's sister.
Send SteveS a cigar |
| 19. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 9:47AM EST | |
NINE! teen |
| 20. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 10:00AM EST | |
Come on baby, just the tip... I swear. |
| 21. Author: HockeyDad | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 12:45PM EST | |
Outrage |
| 22. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 12:53PM EST | |
I saw her tits once IT’S ALL THOSE RICH GUYS TAUNTING US, THEY DON’T EVEN SMOKE WHAT THEY BUY HERE. IT’S SICK THEY JUST SIT THERE LAUGHING SMOKING THEIR CUBAN CIGARS THEY LIGHT WITH $100 BILLS!!! Goat would hit it. Can we be friends? Look at those tie rods! Sister got ran over by a tractor. How do you feel about camping? |
| 23. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 12:53PM EST | |
5 minute herf
|
| 24. Author: clintCigar | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 1:03PM EST | |
The Commie 13 |
| 25. Author: clintCigar | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 1:07PM EST | |
Losing a bid is a sign of weakness |
| 26. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 1:52PM EST | |
"I fear intrusion in me" |
| 27. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 1:59PM EST | |
I could sure go for some chikens right about now... |
| 28. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 2:38PM EST | |
Walmart Key Lime Water |
| 29. Author: izonfire | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 3:06PM EST | |
In these times... |
| 30. Author: Smooth light | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 3:12PM EST | |
russian 🤖 |
| 31. Author: MACS | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 3:22PM EST | |
Serious as d--k cancer... |
| 32. Author: delta1 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 5:03PM EST | |
loosing (sic) is a sign of weakness
friendly fiver
this the new 500?
CAO Brazilia is the best cigar ever
noobs smell
ban hammer |
| 33. Author: Palama | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 5:27PM EST | |
CBidders can't count for chit |
| 34. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 6:19PM EST | |
Seriously? How did you all miss these?
You gotta be a Platinum Member for that.
Three tracks in the snow. Best "movie" ever!
The One Ton Chips are in the mail... |
| 35. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:07PM EST | |
TEH MINOTAURS ARE WATCHING! |
| 36. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:09PM EST | |
The "Lick-O-Meter"
RIP Big Chief
"I still can't see the deer" |
| 37. Author: JadeRose | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:10PM EST | |
This one is a little obscure but it always made me laugh......
"Mmmmmmmmmm..........Esteban Carrera" |
| 38. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:27PM EST | |
(Sigh)
Trademark Bloody Spaniard. |
| 39. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 7:28PM EST | |
Is this the new 500? |
| 40. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 8:21PM EST | |
Smellmop
Chucks dig me |
| 41. Author: Gene363 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 8:27PM EST | |
Slim-slapped
|
| 42. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 9:05PM EST | |
You're damn lucky I can't get out of this chair!
-Tuckersdad. |
| 43. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 11:40PM EST | |
JadeRose wrote:Walmart Key Lime Water That was a funny story http://www.cigarbid.com/...d-to-leave-Walmart-today |
| 44. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 11:48PM EST | |
Are you an SSG AGENT?
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(If U R ...F.U.) |
| 45. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Mon, 11/2/2020, 11:52PM EST | |
#42 8trk
Tuckersdad... Too much...
What about adroomi vs. ?????
I was Johnny Cash's private pilot and landed at the ranch all the time...(name? Tuckersdad? I can't remember?)
Adroomi: no u didn't...I was there with my parents all the time and I never saw you..... |
| 46. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Tue, 11/3/2020, 12:36AM EST | |
Noods
How many VSUs does that cigar have?
Tatuaje Flor de Ybor
I made his Little Fireman spit (bloodyfu qtard)
$3.29 Perdomo Guayabera |
| 47. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Tue, 11/3/2020, 12:37AM EST | |
WOOP WOOP!!!! |
| 48. Author: Palama | Date: Tue, 11/3/2020, 12:46AM EST | |
Do you like camping? |
| 49. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Tue, 11/3/2020, 8:12AM EST | |
Mr. Jones wrote:#42 8trk
Tuckersdad... Too much...
What about adroomi vs. ?????
I was Johnny Cash's private pilot and landed at the ranch all the time...(name? Tuckersdad? I can't remember?)
Adroomi: no u didn't...I was there with my parents all the time and I never saw you..... Adroomi vs. USAHog. Remember that one time when Hog got drunk, threatened and adroomi, then called a bunch of people jawjacking until sunrise? |
| 50. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Tue, 11/3/2020, 8:13AM EST | |
Ricksamaven’s tinfoil hat. |
