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351. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 6:26PM EST
MACS wrote:
Jonesie - She's not injured. Car is very driveable. Damage to passenger's side doors and rear quarter panel. Scrapes on rear wheel. Doors open and close seemlessly, but there's a gouge in the rear door and dents in the front. She was sideswiped.

USAA has always taken good care of us, so I have no complaints. She's already in a rental and her car is already in the shop. Hoping it's only a couple weeks. Shop said if the parts are in stock, it should be quick.

Morning 8trizzle... mah nizzle.


Now it is going to show up on Cafax as in an accident. Resale value will take a hit.

With that in mind, are you sure she has no pain in her cervical spine, or cervix for that matter?
352. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 6:28PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Indian butter chicken in the crock pot. Dry rubbed whole chicken on the grill. Beans soaking in broth for chili. Grilled chicken goes in the chili.


........ racist.
353. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 6:34PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Wife's upset, so.

Grabbed her by the thigh, and the whole leg came off. Clamped onto the other side same result. Tongs on the tittties got her off but her butt stuck to the grates.


whip whip
354. Author: deadeyedickDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 6:55PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Now it is going to show up on Cafax as in an accident. Resale value will take a hit.

With that in mind, are you sure she has no pain in her cervical spine, or cervix for that matter?


And that post by Shawn of no injury is now evidence for USAA. They watch us.
355. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 7:15PM EST
I mightve broken my ass.

Went to walk down the concrete steps in the garage and slipped. One step got my ass, one in my lower back, and the back of my head caught one too.

I hurt.

I'm struggling to walk. I'll decide tomorrow if im actually broken. My deductible is $14k. I gotta be certain. I cant walk unsupported right now. I cant afford a real injury... but this sure hurts.
356. Author: HockeyDadDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 7:19PM EST
delta1 wrote:
got my first dose of Moderna COVID vaccine today...sore left shoulder, slight metallic taste in mouth for about half an hour, lingering aches in back of neck muscles and a little headachy/disoriented feeling...otherwise OK...


Congratulations! You have won California’s version of the Hunger Games.
357. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 7:31PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
I mightve broken my ass.

Went to walk down the concrete steps in the garage and slipped. One step got my ass, one in my lower back, and the back of my head caught one too

No. No. Not the stairs. You'd flown out to help Mrs. Macs run errands when you suffered catastrophic, yet high paying injuries as a passenger in the car accident
358. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 7:39PM EST
Lolz.

I wish I could blame anyone but myself.

I hope this is nothing. I cant afford something.
359. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 7:54PM EST
I can walk, slowly. But I cant get up without assistance once ive bent over.

Took 600mg ibuprofen, doesn't feel like its done anything.

Wife had to help me off the couch. Now I'm stuck on a folding chair.
360. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 8:21PM EST
Doesn't sound good. Hope not, but I've found that kind of thing feels worse the next day. Good luck
361. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 8:37PM EST
I cant maintain balance shifting weight left to right.

Fell again going downstairs.

Gonna stay here for the night.
362. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 8:45PM EST
My elbow Holy fack.

Just noticed the pain in my elbow. Dunno if this was from the garage fall or the basement fall.

Everything hurts now.
363. Author: Ram27Date: Tue, 2/2/2021, 8:55PM EST
Prayers out for you danm. Pray
364. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 9:08PM EST
Jeez Danm... that blows. I've slipped and hurt my back on the stairs before... stocking feet on wood. Whooooooops, bang, boom... I just layed there for a minute, then rolled around in pain for a few more... then I was good.
365. Author: Notthe1Date: Tue, 2/2/2021, 9:08PM EST
Here's to hoping you just really hurt yourself and didn't break anything.
366. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 9:19PM EST
I don't think anything is actually broken. Just bruised.

Getting older sucks. Last time I fell down the stairs I got up and went about my day.

Macs- wife oil-soaped the floors. Id like to say it was a contributing factor but I slipped on the concrete steps in the garage.
367. Author: HockeyDadDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 9:20PM EST
MACS wears stocking.
368. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 9:50PM EST
HockeyDad wrote:
MACS wears stocking.


Socks... gold toe are my faves.
369. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 10:04PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
My elbow Holy fack.

Just noticed the pain in my elbow. Dunno if this was from the garage fall or the basement fall.

Everything hurts now.


Now you know what it is like when you enter your mid 50s. Too bad you don’t know any nurses. They could score you painkillers.

Time to flip roles. You teach the kid and she can join the workforce.

After years (and today literally) of you busting your ass, it’s time for her to step up. (STEP up?).... too soon?


p.s.
36NEIN!
370. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Tue, 2/2/2021, 10:54PM EST
Mac's wife is a future GOLD MINE...

#354 DEADEYEDIK
.USAA DO WATCH US...
BECAUSE ...that Mr. Jones guy we tried to screw three times 15-20 yrs ago when all his accidents were not his fault tried to collect what $$" was due him...
And we not want to pay...

Now he try and advise Mac's and his wifey...
We must quell all possible $$$ cash out lay...

No pay Macs and wifey...
Let his car be inflicted wiT' dents ...
Forever...
We not fix...
Does he even have insurance thru us?
Deny his claim...
Was MACS ever in the navy?REALLY?

Mr. Jones was a CIVILIAN sub contractor who won USAA LIFETIME INS. THRU UNCLE BILL COLBY...
HE NOT A VETERAN...
MR.JONES IS GOLDBRICKING LEACH BOYEE BUT WE MUST COVER HIM CUZ THE GATEKEEPER ARLEN SPECTOR SAID SO...
371. Author: teedubbyaDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 12:22AM EST
Feel better Dan.

Sorry about your bum Jones. Maybe give it a rest for awhile?
372. Author: Stogie1020Date: Wed, 2/3/2021, 12:25AM EST
Ouch Danm, been there done that in front of lots of people...

Tomorrow may stuck, hope it's just bruised.
373. Author: PalamaDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 1:05AM EST
Bummers Danm.

Hope you feel better tomorrow.
374. Author: Ram27Date: Wed, 2/3/2021, 1:39AM EST
Greetings and HHD danm and gang.


Hope your feeling better danm.



ram27bat
375. Author: danmdevriesDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 2:05AM EST
HHD Ram n dudes
376. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 7:21AM EST
Brothers. Hello.
377. Author: deadeyedickDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 7:58AM EST
OUCH! Hope for the best danm.

In my experience (and what I'm feeling right now) it really takes two days for the soreness to set in.
378. Author: Notthe1Date: Wed, 2/3/2021, 8:08AM EST
Morning all. Coffee, then breakfast, then work.

Amazing how all these years later it is still the same thing every day.
379. Author: danmdevriesDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 8:21AM EST
Hurting this morning. Thankfully I've got nothing to do except lay around all day. Back to work tonight. Thats gonna be interesting. Still having trouble walking especially stairs and getting up from chairs.

My ass is black n blue.
380. Author: rfenstDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 8:29AM EST
Good moring. 37F her right now going up to 59F.
Wife wants me to go to the grocery store for a bunch of chit we don't need right away.
When I told her "no," she told me to wash the floors today. We have a steam cleaner, but I am not down for that either.
I think I'll stay in bed all day with my ELECTRIC BLANKET!
381. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 8:53AM EST
Morning, peoples. Heal faster danm
382. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 10:01AM EST
Cool Dudes...
383. Author: rfenstDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 10:48AM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
No. No. Not the stairs. You'd flown out to help Mrs. Macs run errands when you suffered catastrophic, yet high paying injuries as a passenger in the car accident

Did someone say "car accident"? Snif, sniff...
384. Author: Gene363Date: Wed, 2/3/2021, 11:29AM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Hurting this morning. Thankfully I've got nothing to do except lay around all day. Back to work tonight. Thats gonna be interesting. Still having trouble walking especially stairs and getting up from chairs.

My ass is black n blue.


Sounds like someone didn't respect their dominatrix, just saying.

I do hope you get well soon.
385. Author: danmdevriesDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 12:21PM EST
Lagunitas Willetized is a fantastic beer.
386. Author: PalamaDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 12:34PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Lagunitas Willetized is a fantastic beer.


Drinking already? Gonz

Oops, sorry, forgot you’re 4 (...or is it 5?...) hours ahead.

Carry on.
387. Author: Smooth lightDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 1:09PM EST
🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫🐫
HUMP DAY!!!
388. Author: rfenstDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 1:20PM EST
MACS wrote:
Fuuhhhhhhhdge...

Wife's car was collateral damage from another car and truck that got into an accident. Car hit truck, car spun out and hit my wife's car. Driveable, but the passenger's side doors and rear quarter panel will need to be replaced. No injuries, but mother humpin' humper... Brick wall

PM me if you want help with any part of the property damage clam against the other driver(s). Depending how bad it is, you may need to make a claim for diminution of value- which is basically saying: Even though the repairs on my car were done properly, my car has still lost value that I need to be compensated for.
389. Author: dkeageDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 1:25PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Lagunitas Willetized is a fantastic beer.

Yes it is. Too bad it came and went so quickly in stores here.... Beer
390. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 2/3/2021, 1:43PM EST
sure has been a buncha misfortune among my CBid brothers recently...maybe we were premature in welcoming in the new year and saying good riddance to 2020...hope everybody recovers quickly...


left upper arm still sore from vaccine shot...otherwise no other lingering symptoms...gives me a reason for a layabout day...


sadly, there was no fat German angel singing at the Albertson's pharmacy when I got jabbed...
391. Author: danmdevriesDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 1:59PM EST
Palama wrote:
Drinking already? Gonz

Oops, sorry, forgot you’re 4 (...or is it 5?...) hours ahead.

Carry on.


Also I'm in bed now. And quite late for bed too.

392. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 2:03PM EST
Minor bumps in the road, brother Al... minor bumps and bruises. Sure, it sucks... but I gotta count my blessings.

Tax appointment Saturday. Gonna cost me a few hundy for her to tell me I gotta write checks to Uncle Sam and Uncle Gavin... Brick wall
393. Author: Ram27Date: Wed, 2/3/2021, 6:00PM EST
Evening peeps, hope you are improving danm. RollEyes
394. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 6:16PM EST
rfenst wrote:
Did someone say "car accident"? Snif, sniff...


BigGrin
395. Author: deadeyedickDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 6:19PM EST
He's Willetizing the injuries. Always keep it in my medicine closet.
396. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 9:15PM EST
Evening dudes...
397. Author: teedubbyaDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 9:53PM EST
delta1 wrote:
sure has been a buncha misfortune among my CBid brothers recently...maybe we were premature in welcoming in the new year and saying good riddance to 2020...hope everybody recovers quickly...


left upper arm still sore from vaccine shot...otherwise no other lingering symptoms...gives me a reason for a layabout day...


sadly, there was no fat German angel singing at the Albertson's pharmacy when I got jabbed...


told you. no real plan. there should have been
398. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 9:59PM EST
delta1 wrote:
sure has been a buncha misfortune among my CBid brothers recently...maybe we were premature in welcoming in the new year and saying good riddance to 2020...hope everybody recovers quickly...


left upper arm still sore from vaccine shot...otherwise no other lingering symptoms...gives me a reason for a layabout day...


sadly, there was no fat German angel singing at the Albertson's pharmacy when I got jabbed...



Getting my second dose tomorrow.......still hoping and praying that extra limb I grow is a large weiner
399. Author: teedubbyaDate: Wed, 2/3/2021, 10:05PM EST
was there fat German angels singing?

Maybe it will just make you fart out fuzz
400. Author: Notthe1Date: Wed, 2/3/2021, 11:20PM EST
Good evening gentlemen, hope the day was productive.

I put in 10 hrs of work and I got a cigar or two in.

That is a win in my book.
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