So, I'm watching the local news this morning about the police responding to a domestic quarrel call.
I'm para-phrasing, but the report went something like this . . .

"Police responded to a call in (location) at approximately 7:45am this morning, in regards to a domestic disturbance between a 33 year old man and his girlfriend. The argument escaladed into a violent altercation, culminating with the boyfriend be-heading his girlfriend with a machete.

The victim was pronounced dead at the scene."

Well Duhhhhhh !