.

... so YOU'RE the one that paid Ken Starr ....

That was a loud one, wasn't it!

No way Monica...

I think the mouth should only be opened this much...

So you use just a little bitta' teeth Monica? Like this?

In 2008 there will be another "bush" in the White House and it won't be Jeb.

Do you want me to sign it or one of the people that really wrote it?

OOOOOOH!! Ahhhh!!! OOOOH!!! I think I know where Bill left the Bucanero.

choner

Ha Ha Ha!!I lie more than my husband and you guys are paying money to read it!!

THANK GOD!! MY NEW BATERIES! (just set them down back here...)

WOW! So that's what it feels like to have an intern under your desk!

" My secret lover R.M. is still bashing George W. Bush, Yahoooo " !!!!!

WOW! It's RDC and RICKAMAVEN!! Can I have YOUR autographs!!! (sigh)

For real?!?

The body is cold...you made certain?

Bury his worthless ass next to his favorite dog Buddy!

"Of course I love Bill! Why would you not love someone who made it possible to steal, whoops, earn all this easy money!"

"I did not write this ****, I only got credit for writing it"

Charlie

I found the other pen!



LLT's was the best.
Nothing like a good fart joke to make you laugh uncontrollably.

You seriously waited in line for me to sign this? HAHAHAHAHA, No really, you really bought this piece of crap?

Bill's a wuss. I inhaled!

I am the anti-christ!!

"I don't look like a lesbian! Photo shop is amazing."