Normally I'd be game. I know you're a hell of a BOTL, and I love baseball and cigars. However, there are two truisms I've learned in Seattle.
1. As usual, The Seattle Mariners have many assets. However, as usual, starting pitching is suspect. Even with Schilling on the DL, Boston starting pitching is better. Criminy, Seattle is starting Jeff Weaver tonight. Jeff Friggin' Weaver. Sure he had a good outing last time...too good, we're looking for alien pods outside his home. However, until that game he had a double digit ERA.
2. Betting on sports when you are from Seattle seems to be bad juju. No kidding. I won $5 on a Superbowl when I was 17. Won $11 on a horse that same year, only time I've ever bet on a horse. Every other time friends have been betting on sports, even if it had nothing to do with Seattle, I made a note of who I'd have bet on. I'd have lost nearly every time.
With the way the Sox and M's are playing, and having been born in Seattle, it'd be like just agreeing to send you some free cigars. I already had enough trouble once finding what you didn't already have. I'd go Chapter 7 trying again!
Holy crap. He's one-hit them through two innings. ERA almost under 8. Gooooooooooo Weaver.