usahog
you should thank yourself for cool ingenuity.
i always ask for a discount and so should you.
"discount for what" they ask and you make up something on the spot.
commercial discount
wholesale discount.
active military discount.
reserve military discount.
non military discount.
sr discount. won't work for you, but people are afraid of sr citizens for some reason. it's always good to clutch your heart and left arm as though in pain.
you might suggest "it keeps the front of your store free from a dozen choppers checking mufflers."