Does anyone know what kind of pigs are best for sex? And are there state-by-state rules about bestiality?

We already know it’s ok to beat your sausage in Milwaukee…

I usually look for the pigs in high heels and miniskirt. They tend to be a little more loose then the regular ones. But if I can't find any of them, sheep are bad either.

choner

I meant sheep aren't bad either.

Ya know where they get virgin wool???

Ugly sheep.

SHEEP LIE!!!!! SHEEP LIE!!!!!!!

Hog

hahahaha, that's one of my most favorite punch lines!

Some call it beastiality, I prefer animal husbandry. Where's my waders? You ever seen a grown pig naked?

I've always seen the prettiest pigs at closing time in whatever bar I'm in...........

Hey Arwings,

I think we must go to the same bars.

I'm in nw arkansas.

Later

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

The " Three Little Pigs " I heard they were AC/DC, that's what the wolf said. Not that there is anything wrong with that. JonR

LMFAO @ Jon!...Hehe!

Mag

a joke

a man goes to visit a friend who happens to be a farmer. he sees a pig with a wooden leg, a pegleg.

he asks the farmer, what's with the pig. the farmer says that pig is a life saver. last yea when i was driving the tractor and it flipped and pinned, he ran to the house and got people to follow him so i could be removed from under the tractor. and a few months ago when a fire started in the barn, he raised a ruckus and i was able to put out the fire and save the barn. that is one great pig.

the friend then asked the farmer, what's with the wooden leg

and the farmer said

you don't eat a pig like that all at once.