A woman meets a hot guy in a bar. They hook up and go back to his place, and as he shows her around she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and enormous, colorful bears up top.
The woman is speechless: she'd been dating jerks her whole life and here's this guy that's so obviously in touch with his feminine side that it nearly brings her to tears.
She's so impressed by this display of sensitivity that she decides to bone the hell out of him right then and there. So a few sweaty hours later, they're lying there together and she rolls over and asks, all coy, "Well, how was it?"
The guy smiles and says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
