Dr. Abdul Manan, a surgeon at the Nishtar hospital in Multan, points to an x-ray of a glass bottle lodged in a man's lower abdomen November 21, 2007. A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, which he said armed thieves had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos, Manan said. REUTERS/Asim Tanveer (PAKISTAN)

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Nope, there are no Islamic **** . . .

Things go better with Coke ?

that's really true. it's customary to ram a bottle up a guys ass when you make off with his buffalo. when i was in libya some joker robbed my camera and stuck a seinfeld action figure in my anus. go figure.

Talk about "Junk in the Trunk"............

It was a one in a million shot, Doc...

At least they were nice enough not to break the bottle inside the guy.....

Charlie

You figure, if the bottle was full, all he had to do was jump up and down a bit and let the cabonation take care of matters.

Ok, the carbonation crack made this thread.

Ain't nothin' that can be added that makes it any funnier.

That and the Seinfeld action figure comment.

"not that theres anything wrong with that...."

I'm an x-ray tech and when I was active duty you would be amazed at some of the shiat GUYS would have stuck up there ass. Bottles, light bulbs, ****, toothbrushes, you name it and I am sure someone has put it there lol

Talk about being double screwed. First you get jacked, and then you get a Pepsi bottle poked up in the tooter... That is terrible...

when my interest checks my prostate, he need a complete tube of ky jelly and still has trouble.

As if this wasn't bad enough...

A friend is a nurse in a surgical group. One fellow crammed a glass rod, uh, down his 'rod' then managed to break it. They couldn't grab it, so they had to do some cutting it out. Another one had a bunch of monofilament line crammed in his plumbing.

Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

thats so gay....not that there is anything wrong wit dat