blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady

were in a train carriage. After several minutes of the

trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and

the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they

leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on

his cheek.

The blonde thought, 'that rascal Clinton wanted

to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand

on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his

face.'

The fat lady thought, 'that dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.'

Bill Clinton thought, 'George put his hand on that

blonde and by mistake she slapped me.'

George Bush thought, 'I hope there's another tunnel

soon so I can smack Clinton again.'