I just got a Walleye back from the taxidermist. (31.5 inches long with a 17.5 inch gerth) My four year old son looked inquisitively at it and after a minute or two look at me and with great concern asked where is the button to make it sing. I thought this is one of the reasons to have kids, they say the greatest things.

Thats Cool!!!

the things you never think they pick up on... and then Whammo... there it is and spoken in true meaning also...

Man I do miss those years!!!!

Hog

how much does it cost to have it mounted?

a woman takes her two dead dogs to a taxidermist.

he asks if she wants them mounted. she says, no,

just standing next to each other.

Intel...that's priceless!

Marla

Too funny!

Dan

My son had a hamster that died,

so I told my son we would bury

him in the back yard.

He asked me where was his hamster

I told him he went to heaven.

When we went out to the backyard

I already had dug a little hole.

The hamster was in an old shoe box

He asked me if he could see him

When I showed it to him, he looked

at me and said "Is that heaven".