> > > bagged three ducks.

> > >

> > > He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was

> > > about to drive home

> > >

> > > when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that didn't like

> > > hillbillies.

> > >

> > > The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting

> > > license, and

> > >

> > > the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.

> > >

> > > The game warden looked at the license, then reached

> > > over and picked

> > >

> > > up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't

> > > from

> > >

> > > Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas

> > > huntin' license, boy?"

> > >

> > > The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas

> > > hunting

> > >

> > > license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and

> > > grabbed

> > >

> > > the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This

> > > ain't no Kansas duck.

> > >

> > > This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas

> > > license?"

> > >

> > > The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas

> > > hunting

> > >

> > > license. The warden then reached over and picked up

> > > the third duck,

> > >

> > > sniffed its butt, and said this ain't no Arkansas

> > > duck. This here duck's

> > >

> > > from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"

> > >

> > > Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and

> > > brought out a South

> > >

> > > Carolina hunting license. The game warden was

> > > extremely frustrated at

> > >

> > > this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell

> > > are you from?"

> > >

> > > The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and

> > > said,

> > >

> > > "You tell me, your the expert."