Try and be serious,,,,yea right.

Big Butt's? X

Chicos.

La Chico De Cuba:
10 year old Vintage Series - It has good aging
Petite Corona - I'd imagine he likes the size.

And he'd probably smoke it with some 12-year scotch - again good aging

Forget what MJ smokes...what was his plastic surgeon(s) smoking when agreeing to the surgeries he's had...

...oh yeah...right...they are smoking Benjamins after all the cash they got paid!!!!

I remember wearing out the "Thriller" cassette when I was a kid...Back before he changed races.

NAMBLA Reserve.

Back in the cigar boom days this cigar got a "89" rating from CA magazine. A mild cigar with hints of nuts and fruit.

So Mikey pay off the families and CA gets paid for their ratings...I see the coorelation.

I thought he smoked Bubbles?

The ol' Pink El Producto!!

Something Petite with about 12 years of age on them.

White Owls, Skin Tipped

I don't think he does smoke. But if he did it probably wouldn't be something off the shelf. We would commission his own roller to make a special cigar for himself that nobody else could get.