"I AM THE COMANDER, SEE. I DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN WHY I SAY THINGS. THAT'S THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT BEING THE PRESIDENT. MAYBE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO MY WHY THEY NEED TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE I OWE ANYBODY AN EXPLANATION"

GEORGE W BUSH

"ich bein ein berliner" (I am a jelly donut)

John F. Kennedy

"That depends on what your definition of IS is"

William J. Clinton.

"They like it when I pull them by the ears"

Lyndon B. Johnson

"Mr.Gorbachev, tear down this wall"

Ronald W. Reagan

"We are no safer now that Saddam is captured"

Howard Dean

"Do be do be dooooo"

Francis S. Sinatra

LAUGH OUT LOUD - that was great!

EI

very good.

hooray for captain spaulding.
groucho

is this the end of rico?
edward g.

where did all these f'n indians come from?
custer

Do Be Do Be Dooo
Isn't that the Bud Ice Penguin 😉

KC

For Godsake Mr. Frodo how many times do I have to tell you, I don't have any shoes in your size... Al Bundy

What you mean "we", white man?
-Tonto

And when I returned, Mary Jo and the car were gone.
-Ted Kennedy

Mediocre people need representation, too.
-Sen. Roman Hruska D.,Neb.

We finally get a n*gger, and ours can't run a lick.
-Casey Stengal, speaking of Hector (Lopez?) on the occasion of the Yankees signing of their first black player.

Hey everbody....look what I dug otta my nose. X

"Watch me pull a rabit out of my hat"


Bullwinkle

"It's not going in the back yard, Russ, it's going in the living room".

"Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny **** Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of **** this side of the nuthouse!"

Clark W. Griswold

"**** was full"

"If you're not doing something constructive, how's 'bout bringing me my stoogies!" - Uncle Lewis - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation