Dear Mr. Niteorday,
I am very happy to hear that your missing feathered friend has returned in good health. And while I do regret that he made off with some of my prized leaf, I hope that it will provide you with some measure of comfort.
I trust that this unfortunate incident will not be repeated and that your turkeys will confine themselves and their antics to your immediate vicinity.
I do hope that you conversed with them regarding my offer and that they were amenable.
Sincerely yours,
boiler "Temp Turkey Mom" emt