guys: please let me handel dis 1. don't respond to him. let's see if i can raise da blood pressure of dis penn. dutchman. i have meted these guys before in allentown, penn. most of thems are prety much like this one hear, but on the good side over 60% of them high school girls gradeated in the 1950's pregnant. just imagine youse are 18 and fresh out of high school and going to college in a town, where if you honk your horn these lovely yung gurls akually get in your car. imagine being a "college man" and going to a high school dance, why it's like goin to a trout pond to fish i tink inbreeding makes them guys "elbow typers".

I cant imagine cigarbid would let you buy cigars anymore on there site..cigarbid is in pa. Geto man

I dont think you should be aloud on the forum anymore..Your a trouble maker...Do ya think you have a following ?Saying all them things about the good state of pa.....Talking about all the woman that work at cigarbid...

damn , you really should go back to school and learn how to spell

Brains of steel? Didn't Terry Bradshaw,who played for the Steelers also have trouble spelling? I think its a little late for this guy to worry about education.

You sound like ya dont like girls...I think you dont respect pa woman...I hope you didnt go to school in pa...

U no I thawt only us suthrn peepl had pawblms wit spellin. I is so haapee to c dat youz yanks has de sam pawblm.

You guys are being terrible hosts for our new friend.....no more free cigar cutters for any of you'ens

You Guys are killing me. I haven't laughed so much since the Great Hummingbird Hunt. Gordon

......and RICK...you shouldn't be aloud on the form.....type quietly please......

i shuddant posted my messig on tha otter thread. pa.. does that mean Pa? Daddy?, Uncle Daddy?

Crimmins cig is you isn't it?

Ciggy, seems to me like you lit the wrong end. I believe Jeff Foxworthy made millions on your family history, which shouldn't be too difficult to determine since your family tree doesn't branch. Tell me, when you're not smoking or groping your sister, what do you do with your time, since you don't work and obviously don't go to school? Heck, maybe you made your money as the inventor of the toothbrush. Lord knows if someone else invented it the name would be "teethbrush". Now excuse me while I sort through all of my free lighters and cutters.

Why in tarnation would you think cigsmoke was me?
Aw Shucks!! I gotta go get the cement pond ready for the hootenannie tonight. Yeee haaaaw!!

Teethbrush. LMAO That was hilarious.

Whoops! I must be catching our friend's disease! Forget about free lighters and cutters! How about some free cigars?

Hawe bout sum free Humedidfiers touh pute all them free thangs inter whyle yur hat it?