Beware...recipients will experience positive life-changing events: Dominance in business affairs, mindbending success in love, awareness of the meaning of life, adoration of minions (or your posse, if ya got one), the ability to leap tall buildings, speak more than one language, and relief from that unspeakable, nagging skin problem--in short, a general, transcendent sense of self-grooviness and inner satisfaction at your own proximity to the Great Spirit...

Chief has spoken.

Charlie

Going to smoke a good cigar.

The wife promises to throw them out when they begin to fray.

But I tell her that's when "They're getting really soft and cushy."

:-)

P-Pi, that rag. If squaw caught Chief using bath towel for mojo bone stuff, she would take scalp, and put Chief's ****** in his watchpocket.

Wow, you get all that just from having possesion of these? You don't have to eat powdered deer **** or any other such thing?

Wowzzzzaaa. Heap strong!

Chief smart man. Know truth: If Squaw ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. -B

Women will not be recieving mojo bones--they don't need them.