Santa is one sneaky bastid... did not even notice at first that he blew the ****e out of my door... must have thought it was me blowing things up on Call of Duty...
so I take a break and smell the smoke... real smoke see the damage and think, WTF!!!
Ho Ho Ho was burned into the concrete outside...
left in the glowing crater was:
Box of 5 CAO Italia Tubos... Oh Yeah!!! now that is some good chit right there...
Beneath that and under some rubble was a
CAO Commemorative Sampler... Been eyeing this too
now I think, WOW Santa is pretty smart, kind of a mind reader... BUT F'ing ****e, Now I believe he Has ESP
Cause off to the side is a Box of Padilla '68 torps (smokin' one right now) and I just had my first Padilla '68 two days ago...
Now is that some Spooky Chit or what???
to top it all off
there, sparkling in the light of smoldering embers, was
a bottle of Jose Marti Mohito Rum...
Such a kind and generous Santa
Now which one of you bastids lives in TX... I'll find out who you are...