A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a wallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. .

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'What the hell are you doing, ass-hole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!'

i got this joke a couple of weeks ago. i laughed when i read it, but as i recited it to my wife, i could not stop laughing. tears almost came out.

when you have to dumb it down by graphically explaining it to a non-native speaker--acting drunk and banging the gong...it is freaking hilarious.

tell it at a party, you will be a hit!

lol

Actually, that's a pretty funny joke!

Does the gong make a lot of noise when he hits it with the wallet?

bwahahahahaha

"STFU, Pi!"

Sorry.

put the glue down, bro...

You said he had a gong and a wallet!

I gotta get new glasses.

dang.... it does say that....

hey, pass that glue over this way...

nine

NINE!!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHAT???

NINE NINE NINE!!!

I am no longer officially a noob.

I think.

HEY!!! YOU CHEATED!

I was wondering where the wallet fit into this joke!

It was made out of pigskin.

Huh? A wallet made of foreskin that turned into a suitcase when he banged a drunk to make time?

Oh, I get it now.

pecan....

patience grasshopper....

nine

LMAO!

I'll git'cha.

Good joke. Good clock.

it's 18o'clock