Reporter...Mr.Politician,we just found out that a corporation that you gave a $5,000,000 contract to gave your campaign a $100,000 contribution!

Politician...So what?

Reporter...Well Sir that happens to be illegal!

Politician...So what, we all do it.

Reporter...Do you think that it is fair to your constituents?

Politician...My constituents average IQ is 95 or below, for 15 minutes they will yell to impeach me and then go back to slobbering in their glass of beer.

Reporter... Do you expect to be reelected Governor again?

Politician...F'K no, With all the kickbacks I received I'm going to buy a Senate seat.

Reporter...One last question. Do you think your constituents will forget what a sleazeball you are?

Politician...F'k yeah, I'll just send them all a shiny new roll of quarters and they will love me, they like shiny things.

Reporter...Thanks for the interview.

Politician...Piss Off!

JonR

and just why did you pick two dumbocrat govs.

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"Sounds like my Governor"

Not Corzine. He's already rich. It's just the rest of the politicians in the State. Trenton needs an enema.

nine!!!!!!!!!