Big_Bear
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:21:00 AM
As part of my ongoing efforts to instigate and perpetuate vigorous debate about insignificant issues, I offer the above topic.

Put simply, there is a right way to hang the toilet paper, and a wrong way.

Have at it.

fishinguitarman
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:23:00 AM
Folding it for use is critical!

NEVER wad!

vrodrider
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:26:00 AM
so now we is gonna talk about azz wipe material

speaking of azz wipe how is???????

delarob
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:39:00 AM
The paper does not need to be hung properly. It can sit on top of the magazine rack just fine.
jojoc
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:40:00 AM
as to the op - over the top.

as to FGM's fold or wad, isn't there a long thread on this topic out there? as i recall, fold held the day.

jojoc

grmcooper
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:40:00 AM
Someone needs to top the "wad or fold" thread
Country
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:47:00 AM
If I may... I happen to be a professional here. Take it from someone who's wiped his ass off.

-Toilet paper shouldn't hang over the roll, but rather come from under for easy tearing.

-Fold. Nothing else needs to be said. If you wad than you are fat it doesn't really matter.

-I'm starting to think about wet wipes, once you go wet wipes I can see how you can clearly see that dry toilet paper can simply not get you clean. (thank about washing a sink full of dishes but not using any water...... gross)

jojoc
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:10:00 AM
(thank about washing a sink full of dishes but not using any water...... gross)

I gave up on washing dishes. i put the plate of the floor for awhile, come back later and my dog has it clean as can be. just put it back on the shelf. dishes done!

herfsnipe
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 9:55:00 AM
Do you play on the floor with your dog?
Charlie
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 9:57:00 AM
One sheet according to that goofy singer that used to be married to Lance Armstrong.

Charlie

pgje51
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:49:00 AM

Yes.

where should I send my invoice?

JavaLang
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:52:00 AM
Little known fact: Pirates Gold is slang for toilet paper.
Yassir Sanchez
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:58:00 AM
crappy topic
neopuritan
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:53:00 AM
And how many squares doo you use?
mtgmt
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:54:00 AM
4-6 squares no more!!

mt

VaMtnMan
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 12:33:00 PM
4-6 squares? Does your ass clean itself? I use at least 3 squares alone in each fold x at least 2-3 wipes plus the required 1-2 wipes just to make sure it is sparkling clean. I am lucky If I don't use half a roll. But then again, I do have a Toilet that Flushes 27 Golf Balls, so it can handle it. By the way, there is one roll hanging, but it is just for decoration, and hangs with the paper over. Over is Right, Under is Wrong. On the back of the toilet sits the roll of toilet paper.

pacman357
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:28:00 PM
#7 I'm with you, although I made the move to the moist wipes quite some time ago. Frankly, I don't know why someone didn't think of this sooner (if I had, I could probably make a fortune on repackaging what I suspect are basically baby wipes). The only way to go, so to speak. No skid marks, complications, etc.
8trackdisco
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:32:00 PM
'..Toilet Paper..'

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I'm for it.

Cigarick
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:35:00 PM
I don't see that over or under makes any difference, but I prefer over out of long habit.

Wad, why waste time folding? OCD.

Wet wipes for the loosey juicey ones.

One in the dispenser, one on the mag rack. I like variety.

rfenst
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:36:00 PM
I got a brand new ass hole and it works great! I use 1/2 the toilet paper I used to have to use...