BikerBob1961
Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:49:00 PM
I just got this email scam and they are using the sympathy of the military and money. Can you believe this?

Hi,

I am SSG Pittman Dewayne , an active American soldier serving in Iraq, I am serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as our mission here is highly exclusive due to insurgents everyday and car bombs are attacking our peaceful mission here.

We managed to secure funds from the war zone. The total amount is US$ 10 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this money out of this place,this place is a war zone, so that you may keep our share for us till when we will come over to meet you.We will take 70%, my partner and I.You take 30%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in a large box, using diplomatic immunity.

lf you are interested I wil l send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This business is risk free. The box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you want to handle the deal with us as brothers.

Respectfully,

SSG Pittman Dewayne.

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law492
Saturday, January 10, 2009 2:29:00 PM
Brahhhhtttttt!!! The Anal Oracle speaks. The Anal Oracle says, "You will be asked to send funds or supply financial information by the third email to help cover "shipping costs" and "security"." Sniff sniff, the Anal Oracle has spoken.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Saturday, January 10, 2009 2:33:00 PM
... I could arrange to have $1mil in Iraqi currency shipped to you for the mere fee of $20,000 USD ... no scam involved whatsoever ...

... only catch is that the Iraqi Currency still has Saddam's picture on it and is completely worthless now ...

Wyteyes
Saturday, January 10, 2009 2:44:00 PM
herfsnipe
Saturday, January 10, 2009 2:55:00 PM
Scammers are getting creative. Just remember this: If they offer you free money, it's a scam.

There's a lady in our town that got scammed by the "secret shopper" deal. She signed up to be a secret shopper by a company in Canada. They mailed her a check for $5000 US and told her to go to different stores and buy things. She should deposit the check and send a money order to an address in Canada for the difference between what she spent and how much she deposited. She spent about $400 between the stores including her "commissiona" and sent the rest back.

Guess what sweety? Check's NO GOOD. You're on the hook.

neopuritan
Saturday, January 10, 2009 3:26:00 PM
Wow you guys are so cynical
Gene363
Saturday, January 10, 2009 4:19:00 PM
Got this one today from: [email protected]

Hi,

My name is Elena I have 32 year and I live in Russian province. I work in library and after my work I can use computer when it possible.

I find your address in internet and I decide to write you this letter.

I have 7 year daughter Angelina, her father abandoned us and we live with my mother.

Due to the crisis in our country my mother losted job and our situacion became very difficult.

The price for heating our home very high and we can not afford it anymore.

The weather is very cold here already ( minus 19 degrees Celsius) and we don't know what to do.

We need portable stove which give heat from burning wood. We have many wood in our region, but we cannot buy the stove in local market because it cost equivalent of 193 Euro and very expensive for us.

If you have any portable wood-burning-stove, I pray that you can donate it to us and organize transport of its to our address.

We live 200km from Moscow.

I wait for your answer.

Elena.

law492
Saturday, January 10, 2009 4:27:00 PM
^ Your possible answer, "Nukes on their way, you should be very warm in about 28 minutes."
BikerBob1961
Saturday, January 10, 2009 5:56:00 PM
the ??? looked like Japanese or Chines why would have that if its from Iraq?

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jimmy@ctconnect.com
Sunday, January 11, 2009 4:01:00 AM
Re: #7

... might be a way to pick up a hot russian MILF to come live with you ...

... there are some very nice looking Polish women that would love to come over here as well ... just keep them away from other women and you're all set ... 🙂

Wyteyes
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 12:09:00 PM
I thought I've seen them all!!!!

DEAR BELOVED IN CHRIST

HOW ARE YOU DOING? I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINES YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY IN GOOD HEALTH. I AM MRS. KATRINA HILLBERG, A WIDOW I. I AM 61 YEARS OLD, I AM A CHRISTAIN IN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I MAY NOT LIVE UP TO THREE MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO IT'S EXTREME STAGE.

MY HUSBAND DIED IN 1987, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULDN'T BEAR A CHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND HAPPENS TO BE A VERY SUCCESSFUL INDUSTRIALIST AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED HIS BUSINESS EMPIRE. IN VIEW OF THIS AILMENT, I HAVE BEFORE HAND DISTRIBUTED MOST OF THE MONEY I HAVE ACQUIRED TO THE DEVELOPMENT/BUILDING OF THE CHURCHES AND MOTHERLESS BABY HOMES, ALL OVER THE WORLD.

THIS VERY PROJECT HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY ACHIEVED WITH THE HELP OF SOME GOD FEARING FELLOWS WHOM I ENTRUSTED THESE PROJECT'S IN THEIR HANDS, AND I AM HAPPY TO SAY THAT THEY ALL DID TREMENDOUSLY WELL.

NOW, I HAVE LEFT IN A SECURITY COMPANY(BANK) THE SUM OF US$9,800,000.00, WHICH I TAUGHT I COULD FALL BACK ON, SHOULD IN CASE I SURVIVED THIS AILMENT, BUT AFTER MY LAST MEDICAL REPORT WHICH CAME OUT ON FRIDAY LAST WEEK, I HAVE NOW MADE UP MY MIND, TO DONATE THE SAME SUM (US$9,800,000.00) TO THE SAME COURSE.

I WILL LIKE THIS VERY ONE TO BE DONE IN YOUR COUNTRY (OWN PART OF THE WORLD), AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO BE THE EXECUTOR OF THE PROJECT. AFTER THE NORMAL DOCUMENTATIONS HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE BY A LAWYER, THE MONEY (US$9,800,000.00)WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, AND I WILL WANT YOU TO SPEND IT JUDICIOUSLY FOR IT'S PURPOSE.

IF YOU INDICATE INTEREST IN EM-BACKING ON THIS PROJECT, PLEASE KINDLY GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ON( [email protected]) IN OTHER TO GIVE YOU FURTHER DIRECTIVE ON WHAT TO DO:

I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND AS A SURPRISE TO YOU, I MY SELF HAS ONCE SEEN THIS AS FOOLISHNESS, WHEN I WAS IN THE WORLD, BUT WHEN I ACCEPTED CHRIST AS MY LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOUR I DISCOVERED THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD AND IT'S GOOD IS TOTALLY VANITY, AND I PRAY THAT WHILE READING THIS MESSAGE GOD WILL OPEN YOUR EYES TO SEE IT THE SAME WAY HE OPENED MY EYES.

I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE.

YOURS IN CHRIST.

MRS . KATRINA HILLBERG

neopuritan
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 1:00:00 PM
^ Yeesh!