The Nutcracker.
Again. I'm going out on a limb, but yes, I appeared onstage in the New Orleans Ballet Theatre's production of the 2009 Nutcracker.
And in answer to the inevitable question that's been asked on these boards before [http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000191263]: Nope, I'm not gay.
I'm a magician. One of the leads is the mysterious Uncle Drosselmyer who performs for the kids at the Christmas party. You'll be glad to know that after I tranform the last doll into a living dancer, the men retire with cigars to the smoking parlor (offstage).