Sharted? Or know someone who has?

I sharted on a first date one time. We were at the beach at night. I excused myself, went to the outhouse, removed my soiled underwear and threw them into the turlet, wiped my poopy ass, and continued the date. The best part: I got laid later.

Everyone does eventually. Same for vurping.

Boy... some of these threads...

Uh, yeah, I did once. Vurmited, too, lots of times.

vurmited=burmited=vurpited=you get the idea

Return to the forum without posting.

I Vurmited & Sharted at the Same Time . . .

I can say that I have not, but my former mother-in-law told me a great story about when she and her husband had another couple over and her husband was lighting his farts until he sharted and it flew across the room. I guess I should be glad I'm not a part of that family anymore :l

Gee....Glad I opened this right before supper

SHEEEESH!

RE #8,

Kind of like this?

Do you really think I would look at link you put on this thread? 😉

How bad could it be? Youtube does have rather strict "decency" rules.

shurrrrrrrrr

gee, i can think of at least five times, including as recent as two weeks ago..... on the 15th hole. thank god i was playing alone!

of course i finished!

nine

We call then G & L's up here.

Gambled and Lost.

My dad told me once you hit 50, never trust a fart.

I had a pilot car driver shart today.... I told him I wasn't waiting on his stinky ass and drove off. LMAO

^Prolly funny until he calls 911 and reports a trucker without a pilot car, and you get the ticket.

Hell I drive around without a permit all the time. Don't sweat the small stuff.