Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...step right up and gather 'round.
What I have here today is life changing, revolutionizing, energizing and it just plain ol' works. "What do ya got?", you say. Well what I have is made in America. You know if its American its gotta be good. What I have is guaranteed to work. What I have is the Mind Eraser Wow.
That's right, the Mind Eraser Wow. Ever had a song stuck in your head? This takes it away forever. No matter how pesky, redundant or just flat out irritating this little baby will remove it from your tempural lobes for good! No more screaming, flipping radio knobs or throwing cd's out of moving vehicles for you when you use the Mind Eraser Wow.
Order now, and we'll throw in 2, that's right 2 Mind Eraser Wow's for the price of one. Listen to them in stereo, run them in some demented melody, give one to a friend or relative.
But wait, there's more! Order within the next 10 minutes and well even toss in some Ginsu knives. These babies are guaranteed to slice, dice, make Julian fries, saw through Redwood logs or even your mother-in-law's throat. The troops in Gitmo absoultley love them...Order today!
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