SYLVIA'S MOTHER

#19 D'oh! OK, so I'm not checking out every link. No pretzels for me!

Sloppy work Counselor.

LOL!!!!

#16.....No pac....I was calling my own post ****. I did NOT see Mamma Mia but the commercials pretty much guarantee that that is stuck in my head every damn time it came on.

..."This is the song that doesn't end,

Yes, it goes on and on my friend,

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll go on a singing it forever just because ...."

Tequilla....

Tequilla...

Mind Conytrol ?

yep..

wheel,

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Thanks, Jimmy. Thanks...

It's a Small World after all... Ahhhhhhhhhhhrrrggghhhh!!!

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Gack!!! Another one just came on the radio. "I Got a Brand New Pair of Roller Skates". Sorry in advance.

But do you have a "Fast Car"?