So I was at a Mardi Gras party Friday night with my woman who I got into cigars (not all the time but occasionally). I loaded up my 15 count Otterbox (had to take out the foam dividers), grabbed the bottle of JD and we took off.

After killing what I had in the bottle (about 1/3), we lit up. I had my first VSG and she opted for the CAO Cammie Napoleon. Well, though we had been dancin for some time, she heard a song she wanted to dance to about 10 minutes into our smokes. She gave it to me to hold and keep lit for her.

So there I am...legally and noticably intoxicated with a VSG in my right hand and the CAO Nap in the left...dancing by myself cause I could hear the music out in the yard...and puffin' away. She ended up staying inside and dancing so i got to finish off both of them.

that's as good as it gets for me...and I don't know if I want it much better.

very nice, billy! i'd say that if she threw in a lapdance that would top it, but not much more than that could! lol sounds like a good time.

Oh...before the smokes, we danced pretty hard...my first time dancing in front of people. We put on a show. Everyone else there was trying to snag someone...we were already together and have a long history. I had my lap dance...publicly in front of everyone...

...yes...i was the man

LOL well, well, well. first off, good on you for getting the cojones to dance in public. secondly, well, yeah -- guess you ARE Da Man(tm)!! way to go!

lol, I will pay you to post pics of this night! Too funny, not a bad choice for 2 fistin', although I don't recommend this unless you just polished of a 1/3 of a bottle of JD....so who's this woman you've been hiding??? Can she meet my wife???

Fantastic story!

Good for you!

:)

BTW, if you've never danced infront of anyone, where exactly HAVE you danced!? LOL!

J/K...

Dancin' with my-se-helf, Oh-hoh, dancin' with my-se-helf...Marla

.....Mardi Gras......where do you live?

I'm in Waco, TX...I wouldn't call it too much of a party...no nudity..some drunkenness...dancing to dirty hip hop.

Ethan...just got a camera phone...will send you a pic. Sure, we can meet up...one of these days I'll be back in Dallas.

still waitin' for that pic...

ok ethan...i'll try to take one in the next day or so...but i can't post it with the caption "two fistin"

billy

Based on the posts, I assume I'm easily old enough to be Billy's father, but I can't imagine why anyone would want to dance alone, even if one had a Cuban Monte #2 in one hand and a PSD 4 in the other. Give me a simple Torano 1916 with a luscious woman in my arms. I suppose I'll have a sip or two of Balvenie 15 year. Now, boys and girls, that's a party.

Steve...

1) I want some Balvenie!!! My first ever single malt scotch was the Doublewood. Really want to get hold of some Portwood.

2) I didn't "want" to dance alone...she went back in to dance to a couple songs she liked. I had already lit up and wasn't about to put them out to go back in the (non-smoking) house to dance when I could hear the music in the yard.

3) I'm 29. If you are wealthy (or will let me crash your humi) you can be my father.

Billy, you know I was just teasing. My oldest offspring is 37, youngest, soon to be eighteen.

My advice. If you're single, of course. Find a woman with dark hair and eyes; almond complexion, (Salma Hayak will do) a woman for whom the rhumba was created; a woman who needs "her" man to dance; a woman who would never walk away because she likes a particular song. A woman whose fragrance of choice is gardenia.

It would be fun to be young again.

Sigh....X :~)

Steve...

You are a smooth SOB! (And I know you were teasing...that's why I played along)

billy

Shoot....somebody can be my father, I'm 21!! But ya have to spoil me with cigars!!

and Steve, being young is cool...but other people's immaturity (especially ex-girlfriends!!) really puts a damper on things from time to time.

Single Malt Scotch... Glenfiddich aged 18 years. Great stuff with a full bodied 'gar.

Balvenie Portwood, 21 year...

Two fingers worth and your worst cigar won't bother you.