A little late on the post but still funny:

http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2930365 

*click play on the mp3 bar on the first post*

Yea, verily, at that time, it is written in the book of Obadiah. A man shall strike his donkey and his nephew's donkey and anyone in the vicinity of his nephew or the donkey. The nephew or the donkey. Don't you, eh, pass judgment on other people, or you might get judged yourself. Consider the lilies in the field. Uh, well, the birds, then. Well, have they got jobs? Who? The birds.

I heard most of the poem.

Someone was on some SERIOUS drugs when that was written.

I heard the poem.

Biggest

Piece

of

Crap

Ever!

^ I don't know, I think every poem recited at any Innauguration from here on out should have the word "boombox" in it...