Just read in the Washington Post that the CIA tried to kill Castro by putting boutulism in his 'favorite cigars'.
I assume they were Cohibas. That's really weird.

Espionage is a weird thing. I could tell you more, but then I would have to kill you. One more thing beware of Hamilton House, they can cause skin cancer.

joe,

if you screw up, why do i get killed?

tell me anyway

bill

Fidel smokes Hamilton House? Ohmygod!

There is a certain skin discoloration that occurs when smoking Hamilton's.

bill you really need to get caught up on your current events. that info has been public over 5 years. also they Y2K bugs never amounted to anything.

hey rick,

i've known about for more than 5 years.

the Y2K bugs?, because you said "just read it". use a laxative and you can catch up on you're reading. are you reading bushwatch.com?

never mind I'm at my wittys end

rick,

just for your information, I am not a Republican.

Rick,

Please don't talk to me about Y2K. This is a very traumatic subject for me.

bill

come on in. have a seat. tell me what there is about the, you know, that bugs you. how did you and your father get along. i'll tape this so i won't have to write notes, if that's ok with you.