Cycleman
Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:09:00 AM

Anyone here ever shard?

tell us a story....

big chief
Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:12:00 AM
quite a few options for a definition, there...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shard 

andytv
Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:17:00 AM
do you mean "sharted"?

If so........yes. I think everybody has.

jackconrad
Saturday, January 24, 2009 10:36:00 AM
A Muslim problem
Cycleman
Saturday, January 24, 2009 11:26:00 AM

DAMN..... I can't even spell THAT right.....

donutboy2000
Saturday, January 24, 2009 4:02:00 PM
Shard (?), n.

A plant; chard.

[Obs.]

Dryden.

© Webster 1913.

Shard, n. [AS. sceard, properly a p. p. from the root of scearn to shear, to cut; akin to D. schaard a fragment, G. scharte a notch, Icel. skar. See Shear, and cf. Sherd.] [Written also sheard, and sherd.]

1.

A piece or fragment of an earthen vessel, or a like brittle substance, as the shell of an egg or snail.

Shak.

The precious dish Broke into shards of beauty on the board. E. Arnold.

2. Zool.

The hard wing case of a beetle.

They are his shards, and he their beetle. Shak.

3.

A gap in a fence.

[Obs.]

Stanyhurst.

4.

A boundary; a division.

[Obs. & R.]

Spenser.

Cycleman
Sunday, January 25, 2009 3:47:00 AM
OK....

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone ever go to fart...... and crap thier britches,,,,,

I mean.... I just heard that that happens to some people once in a while...

mtgmt
Sunday, January 25, 2009 5:17:00 AM
uhhh NO

mt

Cycleman
Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:47:00 AM
ok... good.....

I just heard a story that this happens ... and it was scary.

Glad it was just a hoax

fishinguitarman
Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:57:00 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cycleman
Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:58:00 AM
^^^^

I know I know....

I started worring about Andy when I heard of this at first....

glad hoax'es are not true

edsbar60
Sunday, January 25, 2009 3:02:00 PM
^My wife was watching one of her "reality" (not so real) shows and they had some guy strip down to his speedo like underwear and dance. His underwear was yellow and when he turned around there was nice big brown spot on it. My guess is he sharted.

Ever been to Rocky Point for a few days or more. I never sharted but eat and drink there for a week and I guarantee you will shart or come close...LOL!