pabloescabar
Monday, January 26, 2009 7:06:00 PM

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..

They get back to his place,

And as he shows her around his apartment,

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is

completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom,

With hundreds and hundreds of cute,

Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed

In rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken

quite some time to lovingly arrange them,

And she was immediately touched

By the amount of thought he had

put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along

the bottom shelf,

Medium-sized bears covering the

length of the middle shelf,

And huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an

obviously masculine guy

To have such a large collection of

Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his

sensitive side,

But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and

continue talking and,

After awhile, she finds herself

thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy

could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future

Father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him

lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

And he romantically lifts her in

his arms and carries her into his bedroom

Where they rip off each other's

clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she

responds with more passion,

More creativity, more heat than she

has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night

of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

They are lying there together in

the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently

strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

Strokes her cheek,

Looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

ScottHar
Monday, January 26, 2009 7:08:00 PM
LOL! Finally -- a joke I hadn't heard (that I thought was funny!).

ScottHar

Lizardo
Monday, January 26, 2009 7:28:00 PM
FanFuggin'Tastic!
rfenst
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 3:07:00 AM
LOL
okduckslayer
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 3:12:00 AM
LMMFAO!
djcosta66
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 3:34:00 AM
Wow, this is just now getting to the Island?

Good joke, forgot about this one, thanks.

Heard Jessica said the same thing to Romo, but he's still trying for top shelf or go broke!

rockmeister
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:27:00 AM
LMAO!
blackfoot11
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:34:00 AM
perfect!
pabloescabar
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:38:00 AM
NINE call me please
richokeeffe
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:50:00 AM
what do you want him to call you?
nine999
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 6:16:00 AM
huh huh.....

um, i don't need any stuffed animals...

nine