Things are tough all over

That's some scary stuff right there!!!!!!!

Its da prize

LOL I think I actually woke up one morning with the one in the yellow dress after downing half a bottle of Absolut and two 6-packs of beer.

I know what a satyr is; my wife hints all the time I'm just an old goat.

But what's a matyr????

Someone who sacrafices themselves for a cause.