Go to the store and buy the orange sherbet push-ups. Eat all the ice cream but don't throw out the tube and sticks.

Cook up a ton of bulk bacon and save the grease. Dump it in the empty push up tubes and put them upright in the fridge.

There ya go...

I just vomited on my keyboard......but i have a friend that is dying to do this now.

... I think Wheel prefers Crisco over Butter ....

... afterall, it is shortening by any other name ...