Hog's e-mail chuckle of the day:
"You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to pass gas.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod."
