Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago,another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a Joe Biden to examine the fence.
The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to Biden and whispers, “$2,700.”
"That's incredulous", says Joe, “You didn't even bother to measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”
“Done!” replies Biden.
And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work!
