Well, I got inspired and conducted a scientific experiment, and yes it works! I also recommend smoking them upside down. I also tried 'smoked salmon', but I couldn't keep it lit.

try the smoked salmon on a toasted onion bagel with cream cheese.

In a cameroon wrapper

That explains the "burnt toast" flavor some refer to. What igredients do you mix in for "meaty" and "vegetal"?

Do you think I'm a fool? You can't smoke creamed cheese.

Ever hear of a cigar punch?
When in need just about anything will do the trick pen, pencil, key or my favorite on the golf course without a cutter, a golf tee.

and this has what to do with cream cheese?

If that's "homemade" cream cheese made by "hand", I want nothing to do with it!

Hand made cream cheese with pencils and golf tees in it. Weird freaking group.