and one and two..

what bar is this, please tell me




martini

Not a bar...it's a cruise liner.

Notice how she's tilting the deck?

You know what... I don't like that kind. I would rather have a nice big B or small C than that. It would be like getting a new LEGO set. The kind where you can only build a tow truck. Once you build it, you have no use for it anylonger. Give me naturals and I dont mean by Drew Estate.

TIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSSSS OOOOVVVVVEEEEEERRRRBBBBOOOOOAAAARRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Not to worry. If she did fall overboard she'd float just fine.

*Look at the fun bags on that hose hound*

Overheard during the ship safety talk at the beginning of the cruise:

"In event the ship takes on water and evacuation is necessary, the passenger in Cabin V20 will be used as a flotation device."

Yep DMV; she's tilting my deck alright!

WOW!

She actually fell off the stool and the air bags safely deployed.

Thank the engineers for the technology.

KV

Looks an accident,cause the airbags deployed. X

Poor thing, she's all swollen.