jackconrad
Sunday, March 1, 2009 3:47:00 AM
A hard man is good to find.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I speak two languages - Body and English.

wheelrite
Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:14:00 AM
Jack,,

It's sunday morning and you're aleady walking around the kitchen dressed as Mae West ???

Who will you be for lunch,Judy Garland ????

wow,,,

wheel,,

lluvia
Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:23:00 AM
RFLMAO hahahahhhahhaha

(sorry but that was funny)

lluvia
Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:24:00 AM
3 for 2

and sorry to you, jack;)

lluvia
Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:25:00 AM
I just realized I couldn't even reply right on a post with two replies

ugh LOLOLOL

cigarpal
Sunday, March 1, 2009 7:25:00 AM
I always loved her. She was a woman ahead of her time and even now. Wouldn't it have been great to have dinner and cigars with her. (heavy sigh)
bloody spaniard
Sunday, March 1, 2009 8:30:00 AM
Mae & WC Fields in My Litle Chickadee...

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

jackconrad
Sunday, March 1, 2009 2:51:00 PM
I thought that was what Ellen Degeneres said to Kd Lang..
bloody spaniard
Sunday, March 1, 2009 4:31:00 PM
LOL! (packing bigger than most that KD)
ferd6
Monday, March 2, 2009 12:50:00 PM
Loved Mae . .with that classic bod and her sexual

attitude, you had to wonder if you would be able to keep up with her in the boudoir. . .

"When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. "

JDELLLL
Monday, March 2, 2009 12:52:00 PM
My left leg is Christmas and my right leg is Easter. Come up and visit me between the holidays. What a gal!