so i don't know why i'm posting about it. i would email this guy immediately, if my outbound mail wasn't hinked up and, well, if any of this ever happened.

which it didn't. because everything i'm about to say is a complete and utter untruth!

yesterday i didn't receive a bomb in the mail from a user whose handle refers to both a big-bellied deity and an affectionate term for "father."

there wasn't an assortment of nice looking big ol' smokes and an assortment of robusto-ish smokes. there weren't gobs of LVH's, and there certainly wasn't a tin of partagas!

there were no matches. not one.

a cd was not enclosed, either.

so i guess it doesn't do a bit of good for me to say that my jaw hit the ground when i opened this package (which is completely fictional, as you well know), nor should i even bother saying "thank you, my friend!" since this is total fabrication.

and while i'm posting such complete and utter LIES, i'll also just say that this BOTL (if you can call him that) is a tight fisted jerk whose friendship means absolutely nada to me whatsoever!

so, ya lousy cretin, i don't thank you for a single thing, and i hope you're cursed like the dickens for a good long time as a result of what didn't happen. 🙂

p.s. you never read this.

LMAO!

I love it when a plan comes together.

That's funny......wait...no it's not....uh????

Tony,

Im on the verge of sending you alittle something.
Just give me a couple of days and I'll let ya know.
Tease

lol -- i don't even know what to say to that, myd. who knows how it'd be taken after that post, eh? 🙂

*peer* whatchoo doon? 🙂

Tony... check you mailbox in a couple days. There just might be a little sumthin' sumthin' for ya 😉

Let's just say that i have a box of cigars i think i might not like,and i know you do.

No silly,i wouldnt buy another box of Dark...rolled-up shag carpet...Sharks.

*whiny valley grrl voice* you guuuuuuys! like, uh... muh... gaaaaawd! you, like, toooootally SPOYull meeee!

*grin*

ya know... you guys just blow me away. if i keep talking like that, you really WILL blow me away -- with a .44! heh. seriously, though, just the idea that folks treat each other this way is staggering. it's like experiencing "Minnesota Nice" all over the country. 🙂 thanks, guys. no good deed goes unpunished, ya know. 😉

*commences doin' the peepee dance*

All I could picture was Cartman with his "Mom, kitty is being a ****" LOL

Its just a little something and it was going to be a surprise attack but I had to confirm your snailer first 😉

I never have been to sneaky anyway....

That's funny, now stop your bitching and whining and get your e-mail back up.

LOL chipper that's even better! gotta love cartman.

BD: yeah, yeah, yeah. 🙂 tech guy's putting in a new modem tomorrow. thank god for pre-paid rental surfboards! should be good until '05, and by then i envision having had all my social security stuff resolved, positive cash flow again, and several bombs having been launched from this little corner of the world!

Hey Cavallo...

Did your package arrive today? USPS.com is showing that it did. Oh that wacky USPS!

Hey Cavallo...

Did your package arrive today? USPS.com is showing that it did. Oh that wacky USPS!

chipper: YES! and, uh, YES!
stay tuned... er, elsewhere