Wow. I leave for a few days and this place becomes even gayer than it was before I left the country. I would have bet serious cash money that was not even possible.
I returned home with my rain poncho (some sort of vinyl material) and have a lovely cotton poncho I purchsed in Tijuana a few years back. The latter is hanging up in a closet in the next room.
I plan to go burn both within the hour to ensure that neither will become victims of whatever atrocities have been planned in my absence.