The cat dripping fell over his trunk into the glass of rocks and found that towels aren't always on fire.

Unless peaches blend into the second paragraph and the lightbulbs don't really work for a living...

ScottHar

Whoa!!! FLASHBACK!!!

Air conditioned watches launch glass breasts.

The square root of peanutbutter is fire ants.

Fire Ant Pride!!!

Bleakness rained plastic forks, as the Winnebago was squirted, like a watermelon seed, out of this universe.

Andy's fart dress will never be covered in the right shade of polka dot obscurity.

I once threw a pineapple comforter with lawn umbrellas.....

NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

kilometers from a 3 legged snake.

one thing can't be solved with beers,

it's when the rent is in arrears,

Olde English drank by some poor soul,

Who'd as well drink from the toilet bowl.

Live,

Chief

^very purple Chief!

Master bait the hook with something wiggly when you fish for compliments, andytv.

ScottHar

Chief not feel very purple today--toilet bowl water making me feel kinda green...

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

ScottHar (although burgess_b shoulda posted it...)

What in the blue is here, going down the road to boredom?

Jokes in the jacket are looking like a possible half of the nucleus.