Frickin' 3 yr old nephew (aka)Tasmanian Devil is here for a sleep over tonight.

God bless me and give me the strength to be patient.

Gotta go. I hear that things are not working as planned in tubby.

Benadryl.....

nuff said..

wheel,

Riddlin (sp?) or a good smack on the ass. But, I can't do that. I'm the in law uncle.

I thought you were gonna report a hit and run....I was going to tell you seriously you need to start staying home!! LOL

Now with that info....you need to get the heck out!

Ass whoopins are an integral part of learning.

When he does something wrong... whoop his ass. He'll learn.

#3 Ritalin is a stimulant. If he doesn't have ADHD, he may go pinging off the walls.

One word... Bourbon...

- J

Ohhhhhh how'd I'd love to. But he's not my kid so I have no authority to do so. Best I can do is time out, stern voice and the hard scowl thing (evil eyes and eyebrow).

Good thing is, he's a good sleeper. By the end of reading two Sesame St. books he's sacked out. Probably just saving up energy for tomorrow. Odds are, 3 to 1 that he flushes half a roll of toilet paper down the tube and I'll have to plunge the toilet again since his last visit.

My kids, they are complete angels. They never do anything wrong and never act up. Once again they are complete angels (insert satire smilie here)