I woke and heard the distant sound of drums beating.
I stepped out of my CHU, looked in the sky and saw the sign.
The idiots are being summoned: Gathered across the globe for a monumental anouncement....
(sound of drums from "2001: A Space Odyssey")
(Drums louder and faster)
(louder and faster still)
(exciting, isn't it)
(man there's a lot of wasted space in here)
(I think I can see your house from here)
(Kilroy was here)
The message is:
(silence)
(a cricket chirps)
The president is one of us...
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