Pac I hope you are kidding because if not there is no need.
I have always looked up to carneys not because they smell like cabbage but because they know how to live life. I gleened some wisdom from smoking the dope with a carney one night and waking up nekkid, broke, and with a message written in sharpie on my whohaw.
It said: "You play the game you take your chances"
there was much more written there but it was mostly just filler trying to take up the enormous amount of space.
in other words.... I have a coat
