I'm sorry... that should have read today's experiment gone horribly wrong. Or today's dog-rocket rolled into a semblance of a cigar with a tobacco like substance.
Victor Sinclair Bohemian White = God-awful dog rocket extraordinaire!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Listerine can't help me... only time will heal this wound. bleeeccchhhh!