President Obama took some banking and insurance executives out to dinner and told them, "Order whatever you want to drink, order whatever you want to eat, order some to take home, order some for your neighbors and make sure you all also get some dessert."
One of the executives exclaimed, "Mr. President, that's going to cost a fortune!" Obama replied, "Don't worry about it. We won’t be here when the check comes."
President Obama had two contractors come to the White House to give him bids on painting the Oval Office. The Republican painter offered to do the job 700 dollars. Obama then asked the Democrat if he could do better. The second painter answered, "Sure. I'll paint the Oval Office for 250,700 dollars." Obama was surprised at the figure and asked for an explanation so the painter replied, "That will be a 125,000 dollars in kickbacks for you, a 125,000 dollars in profits for me and then 700 dollars to subcontract the actual work to the Republican." Guess which contractor got the job?
Q. Why does Barack Obama stink as President?
A. Because his initials are B.O.
And remember, the teleprompter is the brains of the operation.
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