I *thought* it was going to be a hammock made out of dead cats, but it turns out it's a hammock FOR cats.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/for/1100556399.html 

What a friggin' waste...

ScottHar

Maybe it's for.....wait a minute.....here it comes.....

a cat nap.

ba dum dum

On the way home tonight, I hit a cat. No joke. Right under the wheel, thudded underneath the car. I felt bad; I may have left a mess on the car. I might have to go to the car wash tomorrow and clean it all off.

Remember, people, if you are not responsible enough to keep your pet indoors and taken care of, you don't deserve a pet.

PS: I did not intentionally hit it. It came out of the darkness and ran under the wheel.

edit: --it-- may have left a mess. I left no mess.

^ HUH?

#4 I'm not trying to pick a fight, so don't take what I say personally. I, personally am not a cat person.

Cats are nocturnal hunters, and when we had them, they would always be out at night.

Both of them were run over, and neither survived. The only thing that bothered me was (and I witnessed one being hit) the drivers never stopped to see what had happened.

Had I been able to get a plate # I could have turned it over to local PD who would have issued a citation, but, if the drivers had stopped, nothing could/or would have been done.

I've hit a couple in my years of driving, and if there are houses nearby, I check to see if the animal belongs to anyone. If I'm out in the boondocks, oh well, it sucks to be that animal.

eh, at 11pm in that neighborhood, I'm not stopping to knock on doors. I did consider that, and the idea of fishing a grimy collar out of the mess to find a phone number didn't appeal.

Nocturnal or not, people need to take better care of their animals.

that's cool...didn't realize it was that late, that's inviting trouble.

#5 Here's your own stimulus plan.

1. Hit a few more cats.

2. Make a hammock from the dead cats.

3. Contact ScottHar.

4. Profit.

My cat is indoor/outdoor and I know she ain't gonna die of old age. She will probably be hit by a vehicle/killed by a dog/shot by Cooper/etc. I still let her out when she wants out. She wants to be a cat.

why would anyone stop after hitting a cat?

Citation?

For what? For driving on the road and not swerving into a tree to avoid it?

Would like to see Kat-trina Witt (circa 1988).

I have my cats trained to be back home and inside at nightfall

they generaly stay in my yard and the nextdoor neighbors

I can get them back to me anytime I go out and smoke a cigar.

They love setting with me when I smoke,, Its our time

Cats can be trained easier than dogs if you want to try

but Cats are Cats

cats love to set in the window in a hammock

SEND IT TO GMCOOPER

he will post a pic with it !!!LOL !!

EBB

#12...one of NY's screwy v&t laws. if you hit a domesticated animal, and don't stop to find? an owner or check on condition?, you can be cited.

why? your guess is as good as mine

. Author: borndead1 Date: 04/06/2009 11:03 AM Reply

My cat is indoor/outdoor and I know she ain’t gonna die of old age. She will probably be hit by a vehicle/killed by a dog/shot by Cooper/etc. I still let her out when she wants out. She wants to be a cat.

You must think i am a cold blooded killer!

I wouldnt shoot your dog!

1. Author: ScottHar Date: 04/06/2009 12:42 AM Reply

I *thought* it was going to be a hammock made out of dead cats, but it turns out it’s a hammock FOR cats.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/for/1100556399.html 

What a friggin’ waste...

ScottHar

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Conveniently left out the fact he came across "cat hammock" while Google searching "banana hammock".